How to Be a Footballer

Product Number: WEB268471
Released: 05 Dec, 2018
Business Term: OBOU 2 Years or 36 Circs
ISBN: #9781473561212
Publisher: Ebury Digital
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**Shortlisted for the Telegraph Sports Book Awards Autobiography of the Year**'Very funny on almost every page, wonderfully self-deprecating and very sharp on the ludicrous behaviour of the modern player' - Sunday Times 'The funniest man in British sport' - MetroFeatured on BBC Radio 2 with Chris Evans You become a footballer because you love football. And then you are a footballer, and you're suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one team-mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate.So walk with me into the dressing-room, to find out which players refuse to touch a football before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower-gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror. We will go into post-match interviews, make fools of ourselves on social media and try to ensure that we never again pay 250 for a haircut that should have cost a tenner. We'll be coached and cajoled by Harry Redknapp, upset Rafa Benitez and be soothed by the sound of an accordion played by Sven-Goran Eriksson's assistant Tord Grip. There will be some very bad music and some very bad decisions.I am Peter Crouch. This is How To Be A Footballer. Shall we?Can't get enough of Crouch? Tune into That Peter Crouch Podcast on Radio 5 Live

Author(s): Peter Crouch
Original Publish Date: 05 Dec, 2018

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Author(s): Peter Crouch
Narrator(s): Peter Crouch
Product Number OB31479
Released: 06 Feb, 2019
Business Term: OBOU Purchase
Publisher: Ebury Publishing
ISBN: #9781473563476

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